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August 26, 2014

Raging Rituals

There was a great eruption of a South Seas island volcano. The witch doctor appealed to the tribal chief, demanding that a virgin be sacrificed to appease the volcano. 

The chief shrugged apologetically and replied, “I’ve used up all the virgins myself, so I guess we’ll just have to get used to the noise.” 

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