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August 25, 2014

Blood Bar

Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, “I'll have a pint of blood.” 

The second one says, “I’ll have one, too.” 

The third one says, “I’ll have a pint of plasma.”

 The bartender says, “So, that'll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?”

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