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August 21, 2014

Jerk Jocks

Bob was sitting at the table one morning, reading the paper. He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player known for his lack of IQ.

 He turned to his wife and said, “I’ll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives.”

She replied, “Why, thank you, dear!”

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