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August 18, 2014

Junior Jets

A mother and her little boy were flying from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy turned to his mother and asked, “If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big airplanes have baby airplanes?” 

The mother told her son to ask the flight attendant.

So the boy went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant. The busy woman smiled and said, “Did your Mom tell you to ask me?”

The boy said, “Yes, she did.” 

“Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby airplanes because our flights always pull out in time. Have your Mom explain that to you.” 

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