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August 8, 2014

Wild Wilderness

An exhausted hunter out in the wild stumbled into a camp. “Am I glad to see you!” he said to the man there. “I’ve been lost for three days.” 

“Don’t get too excited, friend,” the other hunter replied. “I’ve been lost for three weeks.” 

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