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August 6, 2014

Dangerously Dumb

Two robbers were robbing a hotel.  Suddenly, the first one yells, “I hear sirens! Jump!”


The second one screams, “But we’re on the 13th floor!”

The first one shouts, “This is no time to be superstitious!”

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