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July 30, 2014

A Dog's Life

This guy sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell, and the owner points him to the dog is in the back yard.

The guy sees the mutt and asks, “You talk?” 

“Yep,” the mutt replies.

“So, what’s your story?”

The mutt looks up and says “Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.”

“I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.”

Amazed, the guy goes back and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

“Ten dollars,” the owner says.

“I’ll take him!” the man says. “But he’s amazing! Why on earth are you selling him?”

The owner replies, “He’s such a freaking liar.” 

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