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June 11, 2014

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Jennifer watched as the cashier rang up her purchases. “Cash, check or charge?” the clerk asked. As Jennifer fumbled for her wallet, the cashier noticed a TV remote control in her purse.

“Do you always carry your TV remote with you?” the cashier asked.

“No,” she replied. “But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him.”

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