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July 28, 2014

Magic Circle

One day, while out driving, the blonde ran into a truck. Steamed, the trucker waved her into a parking lot.

Then he took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He ordered her to stand in the middle and stay there.

Then, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier, so he smashed her windshield.

The blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde was now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks what’s so funny.

"When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!" she giggled.


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