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March 22, 2010

A Balanced Diet

A man goes to the doctor with a banana in his right ear, green beans up his nose, and a carrot in his left ear.

“Doctor,” he cries, “What do you think's wrong with me?"

"Simple," said the doctor "You're not eating properly"

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