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March 22, 2010
A Balanced Diet
A man goes to the doctor with a banana in his right ear, green beans up his nose, and a carrot in his left ear.
“Doctor,” he cries, “What do you think's wrong with me?"
"Simple," said the doctor "You're not eating properly"
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