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July 1, 2014

Rx Regrets

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office.

“Is it true that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?” 

“Yes,” the doctor told her. 

There was a moment of silence before the lady replied, “I’m wondering, then, just how serious my condition is, because this prescription is marked ‘No Refills.’”  

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