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June 27, 2014

Keeping the Faith

The woman, embarrassed, stopped the pastor after church. “I hope you didn’t take it personally when my husband walked out during your sermon, Reverend,” she said.

“Well, I did find it rather disconcerting,” he replied.

“It’s not a reflection on you,” insisted the woman. “Ralph has been walking in his sleep since childhood.”

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