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June 23, 2014

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Two bees ran into each other. “How’s it going?” said one.

“Bad,” said his buddy. “The weather has been really wet, and there aren’t any flowers,” so I can’t make any honey.”

“No problem,” said the first bee. “Just fly down five blocks and turn left. Keep going until you see all the cars. There’s a Bar Mitzvah going on, with all kinds of fresh flowers and fruit.”

“Thanks for the tip,” said the second bee, and he flew away.

A few hours later, the two bees ran into each other again. “How’d it go?” said the first.

“Great!" said the second bee. “It was everything you said it would be!”

“Uh, what’s that thing on your head?” asked the first bee.

“That’s my yarmulke,” said the second bee. “I didn’t want them to think I was a WASP.”

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