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June 20, 2014

Pampered

After the young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband try his hand at changing diapers.

“I’m busy,” he said, “I’ll do the next one.”

A few hours later, when the next opportunity arose, she asked again. 

The husband looked puzzled. “Oh! I didn’t mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby!”

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