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June 11, 2014

Holy Mackerel

A couple of priests were fishing on the side of the road. Knowing the area well, they made a sign saying, “The end is near! Turn yourself around before it’s too late!” and showed it to each passing car. 

One driver didn’t appreciate the sign and shouted at them, “Leave us alone, you religious nuts!”

All of a sudden, they heard a big splash. One looked at the other and asked,  “You think maybe we should have just said ‘Bridge Out’ instead?”

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