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June 2, 2014

Lampooning Lance

Two Hollywood studios want to bring Lance Armstrong’s fuel-injected story to the big screen. Some working titles:

  • L.A. Overconfidential
  • There Will Be Blood Tests
  • Needlejuiced
  • Goon with the Schwinn

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