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May 30, 2014

Selling It

Panhandlers with flair:

“Time traveler needs money for new flux capacitor.”

“I’m like Obama; I want change.”

“My wife has been kidnapped. I’m short 99 cents for ransom.”


“Saving up for a hooker.”

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