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May 23, 2014

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A rich man wanted to get married, but he was having trouble choosing among three candidates. As a test, he gave each woman $5,000 to see what she would do with it.

The first woman got a total makeover. She went to a fancy beauty salon, got her hair and makeup done, bought several new outfits, and dressed to the nines for the man. She told him that she did this to be more attractive to him because she loved him so much.

The second woman went shopping. She bought the man a new set of golf clubs, some new high-tech toys, and some expensive clothes. She told him that she spent all the money on him because she loved him so much.

The third woman invested the money in the stock market and earned back the investment several times over. She gave the man back his $5,000 and reinvested the rest in a joint account. She told the man that she wanted to save for their future because she loved him so much.

The man reflected for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he’d given her.

Then he married the one with the biggest chest.

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