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May 22, 2014

Donkey Distress

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church. Told there were fortunes in racehorses, he decided to buy one and enter it in a race.

Unfortunately, the going price for horses was so steep that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He entered it in a race anyway and, to his surprise, the donkey came in third.

The next day, the racing sheets carried the headline, “Preacher’s Ass Shows.”

The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in another race and, this time, it won!

The next day’s papers said, “Preacher’s Ass Out in Front.”

The local bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race.

The newspaper’s take: “Bishop Scratches Preacher’s Ass.”

Furious, the bishop ordered the preacher to get rid of the animal. So the preacher gave it to a nun in a nearby town.

The paper read: “Nun Has the Best Ass in Town.”

The bishop fainted. On being revived, he told the nun to get rid of the donkey.

She finally found a farmer who was willing to buy it for $10.

The paper reported: “Nun Peddles Ass for Ten Bucks.”

They buried the bishop the next day.

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