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May 20, 2014

Captain Jack's

A group of 15-year-old boys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at the McDonald's next to Captain Jack's Seafood Grill, because cute girls took the orders.

Ten years later, the now-25-year-olds discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grill, because the beer was cheap and the house band was good.

Ten years later, at age 35, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was decided they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grill, because the portions were big and it was a short drive from their gym.

Ten years later, at 45, the group discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grill, because the waitresses wore tight tank tops.

Ten years later, now 55, the group again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grill, because they have a nice wine list and fish is good for your cholesterol.

Ten years later, at 65, the group discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grill, because they have valet parking and an early-bird special.

Ten years later, at 75, the group discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grill, because the food was not too spicy and the restaurant was handicap accessible.

Ten years later, at 85, the group again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grill because they had never been there before.

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