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May 12, 2014

Imagine That

Several weeks after the young man started his new job, the personnel manager summoned him.

“What is the meaning of this?” the manager fumed. “When you applied for the job, you told us you had five years of experience! Now we discover this is the first job you’ve ever had!”

“Well,” the young man said, “your ad said you wanted somebody with imagination.”

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