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May 6, 2014

A Real Mouthful

A cop pulled over a woman for speeding. He pulled out his book and asked her name.

She said, “I’m Mrs. Ladislav Abdulkhashim Zybkcicraznovskaya from the Republic of Uzbekistan visiting my daughter in Tallahassee.”

The cop paused, put away his book and pen, and said, “Well, OK, but don’t let me catch you speeding again!”

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