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April 30, 2014

Fat-Free Fries

I recently stopped at a fast-food restaurant, having been lured by a sign touting Fat-Free French Fries.

I was dismayed, however, when the clerk pulled a basket of dripping fries from the greasy fryer and bagged some for my order.

“Just a minute!” I said. “Those aren’t fat free!”

“Yes, they are!” he insisted. “We only charge for the potatoes. The fat is free!”

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