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April 28, 2014

Miscellaneous Terms

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.


EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.


GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.


HANDKERCHIEF: Cold storage.


INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

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