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April 22, 2014

Top Reasons I Hate My Cubicle

* For women: Damned near impossible to adjust your bra or slip without comment.

* For men: Co-workers tend to stare when you take your pants off.

* 23 power cords, 1 outlet.

* Smaller than a prison cell, and without a bed.

* Tourists throw peanuts at me.

* No door to slam when you quit and storm out.

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