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April 18, 2014

Daily Prayer

Dear God,

So far today, I’ve done all right. I haven’t gossiped, and I haven’t lost my temper.

I haven’t been grumpy, nasty or selfish.

But in a few minutes, God, I’m going to get out of bed--and from then on, I’m probably going to need a lot of help.


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