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April 9, 2014

Always Be Prepared

Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking.

Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to ask you about him before I give him my answer."

Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment right at 7 p.m., dressed like a gentleman in a fine suit and carrying beautiful flowers! Waiting outside is a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner: lobster, champagne, the works. Then we go see this wonderful show!

“Later, we come back to my apartment and he turns into an animal! Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me three times!"

Dorothy: "Goodness gracious! So you are telling me I shouldn't go?"

Edna: "Oh no! I'm just saying, wear an old dress."

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