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March 21, 2014

Rave Review

A guy was meeting a friend in a bar and, as he walked in, he noticed two pretty girls looking at him. He heard one girl say to the other, “Nine.”

Feeling pleased with himself, he swaggered over to his buddy and told him that the girl in the corner had just rated him a nine out of 10.

“Sorry to spoil your evening,” said his friend, “but when I walked in, they were speaking German.”

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