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March 18, 2014

My Wife

We had a power failure at my place this morning, so my PC, laptop, TV, DVD, iPad and new SurroundSound music system were all down.  
 
Then, I discovered that my iPhone battery was dead, too.
 
I went into the kitchen to make coffee, and then I remembered that that also needed power.
 
So I talked with my wife for a few hours.
 
She seems like a nice person.

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