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March 14, 2014

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There are two types of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

Stupidity is not a crime, so you’re free to go.

Very funny Scotty. Now, beam down my clothes.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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March 13, 2014
Hat’s Off
Murphy showed up...

March 12, 2014
Making the Grade
Writing at the same time...

March 11, 2014
Bumper Stickers
Watch out for...

March 10, 2014
A Simple Formula
A doddering professor...

March 7, 2014
Believe It
On New York’s Upper West Side...

March 6, 2014
Touché
A woman walks up to...

March 5, 2014
Odds Are
Johnny had pestered...

March 4, 2014
Fred Can't Win
Fred is 32 years old...

March 3, 2014
In the Name of God
An elderly woman...

February 28, 2014
Oh, Him
Who said that you could...

February 27, 2014
Finally!
A cop pulled...

February 26, 2014
The Dancing Duck
A circus owner...

February 25, 2014
Just in Case
As the lawyer woke up...

February 24, 2014
The Honest Lawyer
An investment counselor...

February 21, 2014
Headlines
This Just In...


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