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March 14, 2014

Bumper Stickers

There are two types of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

Stupidity is not a crime, so you’re free to go.

Very funny Scotty. Now, beam down my clothes.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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March 13, 2014
Hat’s Off
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March 12, 2014
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March 11, 2014
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March 10, 2014
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March 7, 2014
Believe It
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March 6, 2014
Touché
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March 5, 2014
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March 4, 2014
Fred Can't Win
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March 3, 2014
In the Name of God
An elderly woman...

February 28, 2014
Oh, Him
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February 27, 2014
Finally!
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February 26, 2014
The Dancing Duck
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February 25, 2014
Just in Case
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February 24, 2014
The Honest Lawyer
An investment counselor...

February 21, 2014
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