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March 11, 2014

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Watch out for the idiot behind me!

To all you virgins: Thanks for nothing.

Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.

I break for.... OH MY GOD, NO BRAKES!

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March 10, 2014
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March 7, 2014
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March 3, 2014
In the Name of God
An elderly woman...

February 28, 2014
Oh, Him
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February 27, 2014
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February 26, 2014
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February 25, 2014
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February 21, 2014
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February 20, 2014
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February 19, 2014
The Coffee Break
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February 18, 2014
Witness
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