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February 18, 2014

Witness

During a bank robbery, one robber’s mask slid down. He looked at a terrified customer and barked, “Did you see my face?”

“Yes, I did!” the man blurted, and the robber shot him.

Then the robber turned to a woman. “Did you see my face?” he demanded.

She replied, pointing, “No, but my husband, the short guy in the red shirt, did!”

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