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February 12, 2014


A man and a woman were going at it on the sofa when the phone rang.

“Who was that?” the guy asked.

“My husband,” she replied.

“Whoa, I’d better get going then,” the guy said. “Where was he when he phoned?”

“Relax,” said the woman. “He’s downtown playing poker with you.”

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