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February 5, 2014

Words

Words that are Difficult to Say When You’re Drunk:

Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon

Words that are Very Difficult to Say When You’re Drunk:

Specificity
Cogito ergo sum
British
Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious
Transubstantiate

Words that are Downright Impossible to Say When You’re Drunk:

Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
Good evening, Officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing!

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