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February 5, 2014
Words
Words that are Difficult to Say When You’re Drunk:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
Words that are Very Difficult to Say When You’re Drunk:
Specificity
Cogito ergo sum
British
Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious
Transubstantiate
Words that are Downright Impossible to Say When You’re Drunk:
Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
Good evening, Officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing!
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