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January 31, 2014

The Bible Says

A couple is arguing about who should make the coffee in the morning.

“You should do it, because you get up first,” the wife said.

Her husband replies, “No, you do all the cooking;  you know where everything is. You should make the coffee.”

“No, it’s your duty,” she says. “The Bible even says so.”

“What the heck are you talking about?”

She grabs the family Bible, thumbs through, and points to the appropriate book:  Hebrews.

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