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January 30, 2014

A Frog in his Throat

A man enters his local bar holding a frog and an iguana.

He sets them down on the bar and says to the bartender, “I'll bet you $1,000 that my frog here can sing any song you can think of.”

“Ok,” says the bartender. “How ‘bout ‘Blue Moon?’” The man whispers to the frog, and the frog starts singing “Blue Moon.”

“Amazing!” says the bartender as he slaps down $1,000.

“I’ll bet you another $1,000 that my iguana here can do that, too.”

“You’re on,” says the barkeep. “Have him sing the Star-Spangled Banner.”

The man whispers something to the iguana, and it belts out the National Anthem. As the bartender hands over another $1,000, a businessman comes up and says, “I just saw that, and I was amazed. I want to buy your iguana for $100,000.”

The man agreed, exchanged the iguana for the money, and the businessman left.

The bartender said, “Are you nuts?! You could have made millions with that iguana!”

The man said “Oh, the iguana can’t sing. The frog’s a ventriloquist.”

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