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January 27, 2014

Lost in Translation

Three men were still learning English, when one started telling the others about his difficulty in starting a family.

“I think my wife must be impregnable,” he said.

“That’s not the right word,” said the second man. “She is inconceivable.”

To which the third replied, “You are both wrong. She is unbearable.”

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