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December 23, 2013

That Stings

A woman taking golf lessons had just started her first round when she was stung by a bee. Distraught, she went back into the clubhouse and told her teacher about the incident.

“Where did it sting you?” he asked.

“Between the first and second hole,” she replied.

He shook his head and said, “That’s your problem right there. You had your feet too far apart.”

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