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December 18, 2013

Test Results

“I have good news and bad news,” a defense attorney told his client.

“First, the bad news: The blood test came back, and your DNA is an exact match with the sample found on the victim. You’re going to jail for murder.”

“Oh, no, I’m ruined!” cried the client. “What’s the good news?”

“Your cholesterol is down to 140!”

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