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December 9, 2013

Let's Be Frank

A couple was having a discussion about family finances.

Finally the husband exploded, “If it weren’t for my money, the house wouldn’t even be here!”

The wife replied, “My dear, if it weren’t for your money, I wouldn’t be here, either.”

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