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November 27, 2013

A Winning Hand?

A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards...

You need a heart to love him;
A diamond to marry him;
A club to smash his head in; and
A spade to bury him.

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November 26, 2013
Count Your Blessings
A distraught older woman...

November 25, 2013
Happy Hunting
Two hunters were relaxing...

November 22, 2013
Not So Fast
Two small county judges...

November 21, 2013
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
The sun is...

November 20, 2013
Extra! Extra!
Lady Jacks...

November 19, 2013
Ironing it Out
The employee arrived...

November 18, 2013
Fear of Commitment
At the end of our first date...

November 15, 2013
On The Table
Did you hear about...

November 14, 2013
Perfect Record
I’ve never flown before...

November 13, 2013
If He Had a Hammer
From the bench...

November 12, 2013
A Matter of Fact
A grenade thrown...

November 11, 2013
Contradiction
A man visiting a graveyard...

November 8, 2013
Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder
A man came home...

November 7, 2013
That's So Punny
Ed sent 10 puns...

November 6, 2013
A Matter of Fact
The algebra teacher confiscated...


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