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November 6, 2013

A Matter of Fact

The algebra teacher confiscated the student’s squirt gun because it was a weapon of math disruption.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

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