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November 4, 2013

The Philosophy of Ambiguity

Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids instead of assteroids?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?

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