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October 23, 2013

Dream On

A shy man at the library had a sudden surge of bravado and decided to try his luck with the librarian.

“Do you have any books on women seducing men?’’ he asked her.

‘‘Why, yes,” she replied. “Over in the fantasy section.”

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