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October 18, 2013

The Philosophy of Ambiguity

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
 
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
 
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
 
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will break in and clean them?

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