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October 14, 2013

The Philosophy of Ambiguity

The main reason that Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
 
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
 
What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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