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September 30, 2013

How Do You Decide Whom to Marry? (written by kids)

When is it OK to kiss someone?

Pam, age 7: When they're rich.

Howard, age 8:  The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.

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