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September 12, 2013

To Be Young Again

Tim and John were sitting in the yard outside the care home one day, when Tim said, “John, I’m really feeling my age today. I just hurt all over. How are you feeling?”

John replied, “Me? I feel just like a newborn babe!”

“Really?” said Tim.

“Yep! I have no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.”

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