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September 10, 2013

The Honeymoon's Over

A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner.

So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked if there was any way they could make it appear as if they had been married a long time.

“Sure,” he responded. “You carry the suitcases!”

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