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September 3, 2013

My Ex-Wife

Tim and his girlfriend finally tied the knot.

One night after the honeymoon, as he was organizing his golf equipment, his wife spoke up.

“Honey,” she said, “now that we’re married, maybe it’s time you quit golfing. You spend so much time on the course that we could be spending together, and you could probably get a good price for your clubs.”

Clearly horrified, Tim said, “For a minute there, you were sounding a lot like my ex-wife.”

“Ex-wife!” she screamed. “I didn’t know you were married before!”

“I wasn’t,” he replied.

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